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Rejections, Pick-Up Lines, and Faker Dares
Weapons at your Disposal for Conquering the Social Scene
Pick-up Lines - Open your mouth but the wrong thing comes out? Prepare yourself with one of these lines to say just the right thing. Oh, and get a breath mint. Rate the ones below, or submit your own.Weapons at your Disposal for Conquering the Social Scene
Rejection Lines - Ever tried to ditch a loser but failed? You'll be heard loud and clear with one of these lines. Rate the ones below, or submit your own.Weapons at your Disposal for Conquering the Social Scene
Faker Dares - Bored beyond belief? Try daring your friends with one of these. Make sure you have your camera ready. Rate the ones below, or submit your own.Weapons at your Disposal for Conquering the Social Scene
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- "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
- "You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."
- "I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. "
- "Nice pair of legs, what time do they open?"
- "Are you free for the night? If not, how much will it cost me?"
- "Seriously - your outfit is making every girl here rethink her entire wardrobe. "
- "Is it hot in here, or is that just you?"
- "'You Irish?' If answer yes, reply: 'me too! Let's kiss' If answer no, reply: 'me either! Let's French Kiss.'"
- "How about I sit on your lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
- "Hey, can you maybe kiss me on the cheek so I can tell my friends a cute guy kissed me?"
- "Have we met before? You really look like someone I should be dating."
- "What's it like being the best catch in the room?"
- "I only talk to men who own at least two Ferraris. (Note: If they DO own two Ferraris, Faker suggests not rejecting them right away). "
- "Uh oh...looks like the local dorkkeeper left the cages open again."
- "Sorry, I only work with charity cases that are tax-deductible."
- "I wouldn't touch your one-inch pole with a ten-foot pole."
- "I like the way you move. Can you move a little further away?"
- "You just got added to my "things never to do in life" list."
- "I've seen you before In Mexico! I remember feeling sorry for that donkey."
- "I like the way you look when you walk, especially when you're walking away from me, now go."
- "How many drinks do you think it's going to take before I find you attractive?"
- "I think we SHOULD go home together. I just got my STD results back - I wouldnÂ’'t want to sleep with anyone I really cared about."
- "My girlfriend told me I had to quit seeing other women, especially sleazy ones like you."
- "You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon."
- "Go to the bathroom, put water under your arms like you have the worst sweat marks ever - then high five everyone on your way back to your friends."
- "Imitate Santa Claus - at the top of your lungs - a deep, bellowing "ho ho ho!" - for at least 10 seconds, loud enough so most people in the bar turn around. When finished, go back to your drink like nothing happened."
- "Approach the 3rd brunette you see and ask if you can borrow $5 to buy her/him a drink."
- "Whatever song the DJ is playing, go up to him/her and request it. "
- "Go up to the person of your friend's choice and ask if they'll take a phone photo of your butt."
- "Refer to yourself in the third person for the rest of the night. "
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